Real Reasons Leaders Can’t Come?

25
Apr

REAL REASONS LEADERS CAN’T COME? TEN REAL EXCUSES I HAVE REALLY HEARD FOR WHY A VOLUNTEER WAS CALLING OFF FOR THE NIGHT!

10. I can’t stand my small group of students anymore, and I need a night off from them!

9. I think my rap career is finally taking off.

8. I broke my neck showing off for my kids at the trampoline park.

7. We are going to visit the former youth pastor and see how his new youth group is going.

6. We are trying to get pregnant?

5. We ARE pregnant!

4. My dog has an ear infection.

3. The students were making fun of my mullet and it hurt my feelings!

2. I have to show my alpaca at the fair!

1. I am stuck in the Middle East for peace talks.

About the Author

Dan Istvanik

Dan Istvanik, is a 28-year veteran in youth and family ministry. He has served in numerous churches around the country, in various settings. He currently serves as a family pastor near Chicago. He is a nationally-known ministry resource creator, writer, speaker, and coach. He has been married for over 20 years to his partner in ministry, Melissa, and together they are raising 2 teenagers of their own.

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Real Reasons Leaders Can’t Come?