Youth Ministry Humor, Youth Ministry Thoughts
Lock-Ins Are of the Devil
Aug
Lock-Ins Are Of the Devil!! Before you finalize this year’s calendar and get that budget approved, let me help you out! It has been said over and over again that these sacred cows of youth ministry programming are of the devil. Here are at least ten proofs!
10. Students and the Devil Both Never Sleep!
9. Students and the Devil Both Think They Are Smarter Than You and God!
8. “MS Girl Clique” is Actually the Hebrew for “Demon Horde”
7. Prince of Darkness… an Event All Night?
6. Prince and Power of the Air…Boys after the Burrito Eating Contest?
5. Red Bull, Monster, Rock Star…All Evil Demonic Names!?
4. Eve Was Tempted and Fell because of an Apple…Girls with Apple I-phones Snapchatting!
3. The “Light as a Feather” Game…Need I Say More!
2. Satan Tempted Jesus to Jump Off the Roof of the Temple; You Don’t Think He Is Not Tempting Your Guys to Do the Same!?
1. Have You Not Seen the Custodian’s Face When He Walks in the Morning After? (that is pure evil….)
