Youth Ministry Humor
Things I Have NEVER Heard a Student Say?
Jan
10. I started coming because of your excellent branding, logo, and super cool ministry name.
9. We all really feel like you should wear skinny jeans and get more tattoos, so you can be more relevant.
8. Tonight was way too much fun.
7. Please stop sending me personal handwritten encouragement notes.
6. My parents realized that my sports career is only going to last another couple of years, but a relationship with God is for a lifetime, so they made me quit sports so I can come to church more.
5. The music is a bit too contemporary for my taste, can we sing more hymns.
4. What is the Hebrew or Greek word for…anything, ever.
3. The girl’s cabins feel that the light-out time is too late and they will be going to bed earlier to make sure they get enough sleep this weekend.
2. Wait where did you go to seminary again?
1. What Free Pizza Again!?
