Scary Halloween Costumes for Youth Pastors?

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SCARY TO WEAR THIS HALLOWEEN TO SCARE FELLOW YOUTH PASTORS?  HERE ARE 10 OF THE SCARIEST WAYS YOU COULD DRESS UP… 

10. An Old 15 Passenger Church Van (Packed for a Long Trip) 

9.  An Angry or Offended Youth Group Parent (#Triggered!) 

8.  A Middle School Boy Drinking a Monster (run away…run away) 

7.  THE Youth Group Mean Girl (she scares me to DEATH!!) 

6.  The Walking Dead… (I mean “Senior Ladies Easter Liturgical Dance Team”) 

5.  A Dress Shirt and a Tie (youth ministry equivalent of garlic & a vampire) 

4. The Ordination Council Member! (you know the one, 3 piece  polyester suit, thick glasses, a degree from seminary that he never used, and ONE final question) 

3. Your Bible College/Seminary Loan (it is coming…it is coming FOR YOU!) 

2.  An Empty Coffee Cup (one of my greatest fears) 

1. “The Carpet” (the one they are always getting called in on)