Below are, in fact, REAL youth group rules that I have had to announce and enforce over 27+ years of doing youth ministry.
10. Shirts must remain on at all times during youth group AND adult services.
9. No swim covers on Sunday morning. (*They do not count as a dress)
8. Fireworks may not be lit off inside the building or during youth group.
7. No NEW piercing of any body parts during youth group.
6. No tractor races after youth group.
5. Skunk hunting is no longer allowed on retreats.
4. No playing tag on the roof of the church.
3. All spike collars must be removed before game time.
2. No hitting, kicking, or biting leaders.