Communion Substitutes in Other Ministries?

COMMUNIION SUBSTITUTES IN OTHER MINISTRIES?? THERE IS AN ODD AND GROWING TREND IN HIPSTER, COOL CHURCHES TO USE NON-TRADITIONAL ELEMENTS AS PART OF COMMUNION?

I HAVE SOME SERIOUS THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS TREND BUT FOR NOW… HERE IS A HELPFUL RAN-DUMB GUIDE FOR “THOSE” CHURCHES FOR MINISTRIES AROUND THEIR CHURCH AND THEIR COMMUNION SUBSTITUTES?? 

10. Senior Saints Ministry…Prune Juice & Nilla Wafers?

9.  Women’s Ministry…Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes & Rice Cakes?

8.  Men’s Ministry… Black Coffee & Bacon?

7. Mother of Pre-schoolers… Half of a lukewarm juice box & a handful of crushed animal crackers? 

6. Children’s Ministry… Watered Down Red Flavor-Aid & Whales Crackers

5. Tuesday Morning Men’s Basketball Game…Gatorade & a Clif Bar 

4.  Worship Team…Warm spring water sipped and garbled & a lozenge? 

3. Young Adults Ministry… Organic, Fair-Trade Cold Brew & Kale Chips? 

2. High School Youth Ministry… Monster Energy & Skittles?

1. Middle School Youth Ministry… Mt. Dew & Takis