If Youth Pastors Were Starbucks Drinks?

10.  The Black Coffee
No frills and NO sugar. Straightforward Youth Pastor, Tells You Like It IS!

9. The Iced Americano
Cool on the outside, secretly stressed on the inside. Definitely forgot to send that parent email.

8. The Caramel Macchiato
Sweet, energetic, and somehow knows every student’s name… and their parents’ names.

7. The Seasonal Pumpkin Spice Latte
Shows up on the main stage to speak, once a year… everyone remembers youth ministry exists.

6. The Cold Brew
Quiet. Deep. Been in ministry long enough to say, “Yeah… I’ve seen some things.”

5. The Triple-Shot Espresso
Runs on caffeine, prayer, and vibes. Hasn’t sat down since 2019.

4. The Oat Milk Latte
Emotionally healthy. Sets boundaries. Probably reading a leadership book right now.

3. The Secret Menu Drink
No one’s sure what they do, but students swear they’re the best youth pastor they’ve ever had.

2. The Over-Complicated Custom Order
“Venti, half-sweet, nonfat, oat milk, extra foam, upside down…” Plans youth events with 47 Google Docs.

1. The Refresher
Keeps things fun, welcoming, and inclusive—students bring their friends just because they’re around.