Ten Ways Youth Pastors Die? The ten ways your youth pastor might possibly die. Keep the safe out there!
10. Poisoned Playing “The Blender Game”.
9. Suffocate on a “Chubby Bunny”.
8. Falling to Death During a “Faith Fall.”
7. Drown in Tub of Kool-aid While Bobbing for Spam.
6. Electrocuted Jumpstarting the Bus.
5. Tripping Off the Stage and Breaking Their Neck During a Big Point at the End of a Lesson.
4. Caffeine-Induced Heart Attack During a Lock-In.
3. A Slip N Slide Head-on with a Tree.
2. Winter Water Balloon Fight Idea Mishap.
1. Dying of Shock After Receiving a Thank You Note For All Their Hard work?