Fast-Food Chain Running Churches?

Fast-Food Chains Running Church?  What would that look like?

Here is just a little Ran-Dumb fun for your Monday morning because we can’t be serious all the time. Enjoy, and feel free to share or add to the list!  

10. McDonald’s: Parents put up with going there because the kids love the playland?  

9. Burger King: Have It Your Way Sermons? 

8. Taco Bell: Same sermon content every week,  just with a different title and packaging? 

7. KFC: Original or Extra Crispy Theology of the Final Judgements?  

6. Dunkin’ Donuts: Full-Immersion Baptism, Of Course? 

5. Wendy’s: Known for their Frosty Welcome? 

4. Starbucks: Over Franchised Hip Multi-Sites on Every Corner? 

3. Arby’s: We have the Meat! No Milk Served? 

2. IHOP: International House of PRAYER (and…Monthly Men’s Pancake Breakfasts) 

1.Subway: $5.00 offering for a 12-minute long sermon?