“Santa Was a Middle School Youth Pastor?”

What did Santa do before he got a “real job” as Santa? I think he could have been a middle school youth pastor? Here is a top 10 list of reasons?  

10.  He Is At Least 2 Feet Taller Than Anybody He Works With? (hello- little 6th grader way down there.)

9. Tummy That Jiggles Like a “Bowl Full of Jelly”?  (more like a bowl full of pizza!?)

8.  Beard? (Hipster Beard?)

7. Is All Into Giving Away Stuff? (who wants a cool Free t-shirt or a gift card to Amazon)

6. People Are Always Leaving Him Cookies? (all those sweet little old ladies at the church, baking around the holidays!)

5. He Knows When You Have Been Naughty or Nice? (just because you are sitting in the back row doesn’t mean I can’t see you talking though my lesson?)

4.  Is Always Carrying a Big Bag of Stuff? (cinch sack, messenger bag, backpack,…)

3. Christmas Is His Busiest Time of Year? (enough said…)

2. Works At Macy’s? (has to work an extra part time job on the side?)

1. Is A Grown Man But Has An Office Full of Toys? (they are ALL object lessons and for illustrations…really?)