You Need a Christmas Break

You Need a Christmas Break.  Ten Reasons You Should Take Some Time Off Over the Next 2 Weeks. 

10. Your Spouse Needs IT!  (read into that however you like..)

9.  Your Kids Haven’t Seen You In A While. (If there is a picture of you on the fridge, just so they won’t forget what you look like during your Camp, Mission Trips, and Conference travels.)

8. It is Christmas; it Is Time to Take Down the Halloween Stuff. (It is like the Nightmare Before Christmas?) 

7. You Could Take Up a New Hobby!? (Is sleeping in a hobby?)

6. Your Lessons are Getting Weird. (go rest your brain, I think you just taught the same lesson like two weeks ago? And seriously, stop showing the same Steven Furtick clip) 

5. Your Administrative Assistant Needs A Vacation, Too! (let the poor lady rest, even if she doesn’t get to go anywhere, it will be a vacation just not having you in the office!)

4.  The Custodians Can Finally Clean Your Office. (it will probably take them a week to clean and fumigate whatever is going on up in there–it is like a mix of middle school boy sneakers, pizza, and rotten spam)  

3.  So You Can Catch Up on Your “Non-Church” Reading.  (I heard Brittany Spears has a new autobiography?)  

2.  Your Body REALLY Needs It. (you can only live on Red Bull and leftover lock-in pizza, seriously, the bowl full of jelly is really jiggling!!) 

1. EVEN JESUS GOT AWAY FROM THE CROWDS SOMETIMES!!! (I hate to break it to you, but you are awesome and all, but you are no Jesus, He rested, and so should you!)