Youth Ministry Humor Archives

03
Oct

October 3, 2025October 9, 2025 By Dan Istvanik

Uncategorized, Youth Ministry Games, Youth Ministry Hints, Youth Ministry Humor, Youth Ministry Lessons, Youth Ministry Resources, Youth Ministry Thoughts

The Youth Ministry Speaker Hub

THE YOUTH MINISTRY HUB: SPEAKER HUB IS HERE! After years of praying, planning, and dreaming, we have moved forward with creating something we’ve felt called to: a Youth Ministry Speaker Hub. The Heart Behind The Speaker Hub We often get asked: “Do you know of an affordable, available speaker?” That same question pops up constantly […]

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29
Sep

September 29, 2025September 23, 2025 By Dan Istvanik

Youth Ministry Humor

What If People Acted Like They Do With Church, Other Places?

What if people acted like they do with church, other places? Could you imagine it? Here are just 10 quick examples: 10. Calling Your Dentist’s Wife at Home and Complaining About How Her Husband Did Your Fillings? 9. Grounding Your Kids from Going to School For 2 Weeks? 8. Spilling Your Drink in the Middle Of […]

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28
Jul

July 28, 2025July 28, 2025 By Dan Istvanik

Youth Ministry Humor

Odd Reasons For Being a Volunteer?

Odd Reasons For Being a Volunteer- ten real reasons for people wanting to be a volunteer in student ministry.

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16
Jun

June 16, 2025June 16, 2025 By Dan Istvanik

Youth Ministry Humor, Youth Ministry Thoughts

Daddy Always Said (Youth Ministry Wisdom)

Daddy Always Said (Youth Ministry Wisdom) Father Knows Best… Go Ask Your Father… Fatherly Wisdom… In Honor of Father’s Day, Yesterday, Here Are Ten Things “Daddy Always Said…” Growing Up, that May Also Still Apply In Your Youth Ministry Life? 10. “Walk It Off….“- Sometimes in ministry, you will get hurt, and you might need to walk away […]

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09
Jun

June 9, 2025June 3, 2025 By Dan Istvanik

Youth Ministry Humor

Ten Commandments of Youth Ministry?

A very randumb top 10 list of the Ten Commandments of Youth Ministry

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21
Apr

April 21, 2025April 9, 2025 By Dan Istvanik

Youth Ministry Humor

Keep People Coming After Easter!?

KEEP PEOPLE COMING AFTER EASTER!? A quick ran-dumb top ten list for your day after Easter “ministry hangover”… 10. Bacon Sunday- a free pound of bacon for every friend you bring? 9. No Cover Charge Sunday- one Sunday a year, that offering WON’T be taken? 8. Give-Away Sunday- shoot polos and button-up oxford out into […]

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14
Apr

April 14, 2025April 9, 2025 By Dan Istvanik

Youth Ministry Humor

Things NOT To Do Easter Sunday?

Things NOT to Do Easter Sunday! I know some people refer to it as the “Super Bowl” for the church, but still? Here are ten things as the Youth Pastor to NOT do on Easter Sunday! 10. Get the Youth Section to do the Wave! 9. Yell Song Requests as soon as the Music Pastor […]

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03
Feb

February 3, 2025November 21, 2024 By Dan Istvanik

Youth Ministry Humor

Things I Have NEVER Heard a Student Say?

10. I started coming because of your excellent branding, logo, and super cool ministry name. 9. We all really feel like you should wear skinny jeans and get more tattoos, so you can be more relevant. 8. Tonight was way too much fun. 7. Please stop sending me personal handwritten encouragement notes. 6. My parents realized that […]

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27
Jan

January 27, 2025January 15, 2025 By Dan Istvanik

Youth Ministry Humor

REAL Reasons for Late Pick Ups!

Here are 10 Absolutely REAL Reasons I Have Heard for “Parents for Being Late to Pick Up” their child from youth group or an event… 10. “Sorry, I Forgot How Many Children I Had?” 9. “I Just Remembered Where I Left Them?” 8. “I Decided to Take a Nap and Overslept” 7. “I Forgot That […]

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