Your Ministry is So Hip?

10. Your youth pastor doesn’t just roast his own coffee beans; he grows them in his office.

9. Your praise band has a name, but people are not allowed to know it

8. You don’t have youth group t-shirts; you have youth group scarves!

7. You play dodgeball, but only in an ironic way

6. Your church doesn’t have a youth building; you just meet in an abandoned warehouse downtown.

5.  Your youth pastor doesn’t teach anymore; he just snap-chats his thoughts on a passage

4. Your group has a tab at the Apple store.

3. You have a female youth pastor… and even she has a beard. 

2. Your church has its own on-staff Hebrew tattoo artist.

1. Your youth group adopted a Compassionate child…LITERALLY!!